Outmusic Awards
Outstanding Songwriter (lyrics)
Song 1
'BLAME IT ON ME'
words and music by chris VonTanner
©2004VT Pro/Scream-like-a-girl Records
If you need someone
to blame it on...blame it, blame it on me.
If you can't accept responsibility,
than blame it, blame it on me.
You started another war,
nobody knows what for
but you can blame it,
blame it on me.
If women need to be put back in their place
and you need to save a little face,
blame it on me.
You can blame famine and disease
abortion if you please
it's your decision
you can even blame me for circumcision
If you need someone
to blame it on...blame it, blame it on me.
If you can't accept responsibility,
than blame it, blame it on me.
I've been your scapegoat
for another war
I've been your fall guy
I've been your whore
Go ahead, Blame it, blame it on me
I knew you were going to anyway
blame it all on me
after all I am........!
no...no....noooooooo....
If you need someone
to blame it on...blame it,
blame it on me.
If you can't accept responsibility,
then blame it , blame it on me.
Blame it on me...please blame it on me, it's all my fault,
words and music by chris VonTanner
©2004VT Pro/Scream-like-a-girl Records
If you need someone
to blame it on...blame it, blame it on me.
If you can't accept responsibility,
than blame it, blame it on me.
You started another war,
nobody knows what for
but you can blame it,
blame it on me.
If women need to be put back in their place
and you need to save a little face,
blame it on me.
You can blame famine and disease
abortion if you please
it's your decision
you can even blame me for circumcision
If you need someone
to blame it on...blame it, blame it on me.
If you can't accept responsibility,
than blame it, blame it on me.
I've been your scapegoat
for another war
I've been your fall guy
I've been your whore
Go ahead, Blame it, blame it on me
I knew you were going to anyway
blame it all on me
after all I am........!
no...no....noooooooo....
If you need someone
to blame it on...blame it,
blame it on me.
If you can't accept responsibility,
then blame it , blame it on me.
Blame it on me...please blame it on me, it's all my fault,
won't you please blame it all on me .....if nobody here objects....than blame me for marriages among the same sex....please you've got to blame me.
Song 2
'Stop the Bully!'
words and music by chris VonTanner
©2004VT Pro/Scream-like-a-girl Records
(What's this whole mess all about?)
What's this whole mess all about
A boy wears a skirt to school
the whole town starts to shout
Look at that girlyman
twirling in his skirt
Look at that sissy boy
Somebody, somebody's goina get hurt
Somebody is goina get hurt
you've got to
Stop the Bully
Stop the Fright
The shorter the fuse
the sooner they ignite
Stop the Bully
before it's too late
Why is your little boy
so full of hate,
why is your little boy
so full of hate.
If we must point the finger
we're pointing at you
'cause if love starts at home
hate must start there too if love starts at home
hate must start there too!
Stop the Bully
Stop the Fright
The shorter the fuse
the sooner they ignite
Stop the Bully
before it's too late
Why is your little boy
so full of hate,
why is your little boy
so full of hate.
Look at me I'm whirling,
look at me I'm twirling
in my sister's skirt
(look at me, look what I can do)
I'm whirling and twirling
in my sister's skirt and somebody
somebody's goina get hurt.
Look what I can do...
Is everything at school OK?
words and music by chris VonTanner
©2004VT Pro/Scream-like-a-girl Records
(What's this whole mess all about?)
What's this whole mess all about
A boy wears a skirt to school
the whole town starts to shout
Look at that girlyman
twirling in his skirt
Look at that sissy boy
Somebody, somebody's goina get hurt
Somebody is goina get hurt
you've got to
Stop the Bully
Stop the Fright
The shorter the fuse
the sooner they ignite
Stop the Bully
before it's too late
Why is your little boy
so full of hate,
why is your little boy
so full of hate.
If we must point the finger
we're pointing at you
'cause if love starts at home
hate must start there too if love starts at home
hate must start there too!
Stop the Bully
Stop the Fright
The shorter the fuse
the sooner they ignite
Stop the Bully
before it's too late
Why is your little boy
so full of hate,
why is your little boy
so full of hate.
Look at me I'm whirling,
look at me I'm twirling
in my sister's skirt
(look at me, look what I can do)
I'm whirling and twirling
in my sister's skirt and somebody
somebody's goina get hurt.
Look what I can do...
Is everything at school OK?
Song 3
'Where on Earth...'
words and music by chris VonTanner
©2004VT Pro/Scream-like-a-girl Records
Where on earth
can our love be found
It seems that we've lost it
Where on earth can our be found
I think we've lost it
Where on earth can our love be found
Is it doubting it's worth
in some hellish Lost and Found
Where on earth...
can our love be found
Is this just a carnival ride
and we the circus clowns
why are we so content to follow
merrily around and around and around
where is the pride in all we are worth
what's hiding under the big-top
so tightly staked to the ground
and where in this greatest show on earth
can our love be found
where on earth
can our love be found
Where on earth
can our love be found
was scared away at birth
by a loud slapping sound
did it just disappear
with the wave of a magician's wand
or was it that Florida flim-flam-man again
we've all been conned
Where on this Earth
can our love be found
Where on this earth
can our love be found
Where on this Earth
Where on this Earth
Where on earth can our love be found
Is it doubting it's worth
in some hellish Lost and Found
Where on earth...
can our love be found
words and music by chris VonTanner
©2004VT Pro/Scream-like-a-girl Records
Where on earth
can our love be found
It seems that we've lost it
Where on earth can our be found
I think we've lost it
Where on earth can our love be found
Is it doubting it's worth
in some hellish Lost and Found
Where on earth...
can our love be found
Is this just a carnival ride
and we the circus clowns
why are we so content to follow
merrily around and around and around
where is the pride in all we are worth
what's hiding under the big-top
so tightly staked to the ground
and where in this greatest show on earth
can our love be found
where on earth
can our love be found
Where on earth
can our love be found
was scared away at birth
by a loud slapping sound
did it just disappear
with the wave of a magician's wand
or was it that Florida flim-flam-man again
we've all been conned
Where on this Earth
can our love be found
Where on this earth
can our love be found
Where on this Earth
Where on this Earth
Where on earth can our love be found
Is it doubting it's worth
in some hellish Lost and Found
Where on earth...
can our love be found
I wish I could go HOME!